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starfruitfrog ([personal profile] starfruitfrog) wrote2011-12-17 01:02 am
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INBOX:

[BEEEEEEEEEEP.]

Ah, you've reached the inbox of Sergeant Keroro, de arimasu. Please leave a message after the tone~

[BEEP.]
pawned: (professionally dead)

[Voice] Jan 28 after he gets punched by Sougo. Hope this is okey!

[personal profile] pawned 2012-02-25 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
This is Itou Kamotaro. I'd like to apply for employment in your store. I only have one arm, which means that it's terribly difficult for me to lift heavy objects, but keeping track of stock and managing the register should be easy enough. I'm very fastidious and industrious.

There's very little to do in the city apart from train and get into fights with people from my world, and besides, we both have a dislike for Okita Sougo. This will keep me occupied and out of the way, and I'm decently well-versed in Japanese items of both traditional and modern trends, given that I was there at the turn of history, both times. I speak excellent Japanese, including keigo, and my calligraphy is only bested by my former ability in the sword, of which I was a master until my timely death. If you like, I can make some signs and advertisement material for you regularly to make up for my inability to do hard labor.

My requested hours are between 9am to about 7pm, as I attend morning training. Food is optional -- I'm resigned to the fact that, since I can't cook anymore, I will starve most of the time. As for benefits, I will settle for discounts to your products from time to time and first choice on sale items. Given that my money will be coming from you in the first place, I believe this is a fair enough request.
Edited 2012-02-25 19:29 (UTC)
pawned: (get out)

[personal profile] pawned 2012-02-26 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[A long pause.]

I'm not asking for your pity. [grumble]
pawned: (you're being exploited)

[personal profile] pawned 2012-02-27 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[blink...]

Thank you. [uncertainly. But might as well take advantage of it.]

Even if I had money, though, I would probably still go hungry unless someone actually brings me food... It's terribly difficult to cook when there's less than a foot left of an arm on you... If my employer would be kind enough to provide for lunch, for example...
pawned: (oh a cat)

[personal profile] pawned 2012-02-28 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[SCORE! Itou will eat anything, it's far better than the one hundred cups of instant noodles he's consumed these past six weeks.

Or so he thinks.]

That's excellent. I'm anxious to start work immediately -- would tomorrow be all right?
pawned: (yes you're wrong)

[personal profile] pawned 2012-03-01 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[... what.]

Thank you, and so do I. Tomorrow, then.