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Well, I do own a shop now, de arimasu. I have to uphold the shop's image!
How many did you sell in a day, de arimasu?
Selling eight of something that not everyone wants, huh.
That's pretty good, de arimasu. I bet you could sell even more if it was popular, de arimasu. What times are you available, Luna-dono?
That's pretty good, de arimasu. I bet you could sell even more if it was popular, de arimasu. What times are you available, Luna-dono?
Well...the sun does look pretty friendly, de arimasu...[Except for the whole smiling at you thing. That's definitely creepy more than friendly.] How about mornings, de arimasu? Saya-dono comes in after lunch, so how does mornings till lunch-time sound to you, de arimasu?
Ah. Then I'll trouble you for an introduction, de arimasu. [Not that...he really wants one. But. Okay.]
Great, de arimasu! I'm looking forward to having you work for us, de arimasu.
Great, de arimasu! I'm looking forward to having you work for us, de arimasu.
This is Itou Kamotaro. I'd like to apply for employment in your store. I only have one arm, which means that it's terribly difficult for me to lift heavy objects, but keeping track of stock and managing the register should be easy enough. I'm very fastidious and industrious.
There's very little to do in the city apart from train and get into fights with people from my world, and besides, we both have a dislike for Okita Sougo. This will keep me occupied and out of the way, and I'm decently well-versed in Japanese items of both traditional and modern trends, given that I was there at the turn of history, both times. I speak excellent Japanese, including keigo, and my calligraphy is only bested by my former ability in the sword, of which I was a master until my timely death. If you like, I can make some signs and advertisement material for you regularly to make up for my inability to do hard labor.
My requested hours are between 9am to about 7pm, as I attend morning training. Food is optional -- I'm resigned to the fact that, since I can't cook anymore, I will starve most of the time. As for benefits, I will settle for discounts to your products from time to time and first choice on sale items. Given that my money will be coming from you in the first place, I believe this is a fair enough request.
There's very little to do in the city apart from train and get into fights with people from my world, and besides, we both have a dislike for Okita Sougo. This will keep me occupied and out of the way, and I'm decently well-versed in Japanese items of both traditional and modern trends, given that I was there at the turn of history, both times. I speak excellent Japanese, including keigo, and my calligraphy is only bested by my former ability in the sword, of which I was a master until my timely death. If you like, I can make some signs and advertisement material for you regularly to make up for my inability to do hard labor.
My requested hours are between 9am to about 7pm, as I attend morning training. Food is optional -- I'm resigned to the fact that, since I can't cook anymore, I will starve most of the time. As for benefits, I will settle for discounts to your products from time to time and first choice on sale items. Given that my money will be coming from you in the first place, I believe this is a fair enough request.
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That...That's so sad, de arimasu. I-I never knew you suffered so much, de arimasu!
[He's not really listening anymore.]
Having no money is a really difficult thing, de arimasu. I've been through that so I know how hard it can be, de arimasu. [BRB, wiping a tear from his eye.]
But it's okay now, de arimasu. I'll hire you, so you won't have to go hungry ever again, de arimasu. I promise.
Having no money is a really difficult thing, de arimasu. I've been through that so I know how hard it can be, de arimasu. [BRB, wiping a tear from his eye.]
But it's okay now, de arimasu. I'll hire you, so you won't have to go hungry ever again, de arimasu. I promise.
[blink...]
Thank you. [uncertainly. But might as well take advantage of it.]
Even if I had money, though, I would probably still go hungry unless someone actually brings me food... It's terribly difficult to cook when there's less than a foot left of an arm on you... If my employer would be kind enough to provide for lunch, for example...
Thank you. [uncertainly. But might as well take advantage of it.]
Even if I had money, though, I would probably still go hungry unless someone actually brings me food... It's terribly difficult to cook when there's less than a foot left of an arm on you... If my employer would be kind enough to provide for lunch, for example...
Oh, that's no problem at all, de arimasu. I provide lunch for Luna-dono and Saya-dono and Eve-dono too, all I have to do is make an extra person's share. [But beware the occasional boxful of chocolate-pork pot-stickers, Itou.]
[At least now everything will taste awesome when compared to the memory of milk-chocolate combined with savory pork and chives...?]
Of course, de arimasu! I look forward to seeing you there, de arimasu.
Of course, de arimasu! I look forward to seeing you there, de arimasu.
Beeep? How do you mean this?
Uhh... Yamazaki Sagaru, former Shinsengumi police officer and spy is speaking. I'd like to know if you are still in need of employees. I'd be a good bouncer if you need one, but usually I cleaned the rooms of my higher-ups and they were more than satisfied with my work. Thank you very much for listening.
Beeep...
Uhh... Yamazaki Sagaru, former Shinsengumi police officer and spy is speaking. I'd like to know if you are still in need of employees. I'd be a good bouncer if you need one, but usually I cleaned the rooms of my higher-ups and they were more than satisfied with my work. Thank you very much for listening.
Beeep...
We...don't need a bouncer, de arimasu... [What kind of shop do you think they're running here, Yamazaki? It's a family-friendly cafe....]
How are you at busing tables, de arimasu?
How are you at busing tables, de arimasu?
[In the world Yamazaki came from family-friendly cafes were full of ill-mannered children and their parents who were more ill-mannered than their children.]
I'm very good at it, Boss-san! I've often cleaned the tables at the headquarter of the Shinsengumi, I'm very experienced in it!
I'm very good at it, Boss-san! I've often cleaned the tables at the headquarter of the Shinsengumi, I'm very experienced in it!
[Therein lies the difference. Keroro's show is aimed at an entirely different audience, where family-friendly cafes are full of friendly kids and smiling parents. And aliens in disguise.]
Ah, that's a bit different than busing tables... But I guess we can try you out, de arimasu. We are short-staffed after all, de arimasu. [And firing people is easy.]
What times are you available, de arimasu?
Ah, that's a bit different than busing tables... But I guess we can try you out, de arimasu. We are short-staffed after all, de arimasu. [And firing people is easy.]
What times are you available, de arimasu?
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