[In the world Yamazaki came from family-friendly cafes were full of ill-mannered children and their parents who were more ill-mannered than their children.]
I'm very good at it, Boss-san! I've often cleaned the tables at the headquarter of the Shinsengumi, I'm very experienced in it!
[Therein lies the difference. Keroro's show is aimed at an entirely different audience, where family-friendly cafes are full of friendly kids and smiling parents. And aliens in disguise.]
Ah, that's a bit different than busing tables... But I guess we can try you out, de arimasu. We are short-staffed after all, de arimasu. [And firing people is easy.]
[Sougo would only be working there if he'd be willing to beg Keroro for a job. He just bullies Keroro is his spare time.]
Afternoon shift it is then, de arimasu. Can you start on the 22nd, de arimasu? There's a grand opening for the cafe on that day and we need everyone we can get.
Ah, and what about closing? Do you mind helping with closing, de arimasu?
You're very welcome, de arimasu~ It's nice to see someone so excited to work for us, de arimasu!
[But he is going to fire Yamazaki if he brings their shop down. Fire him. Definitely.
And they can only play with the merchandise if they're building model kits. Anything Yamazaki wants to play with he has to buy first. (Worst boss ever)]
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How are you at busing tables, de arimasu?
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I'm very good at it, Boss-san! I've often cleaned the tables at the headquarter of the Shinsengumi, I'm very experienced in it!
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Ah, that's a bit different than busing tables... But I guess we can try you out, de arimasu. We are short-staffed after all, de arimasu. [And firing people is easy.]
What times are you available, de arimasu?
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[You'll most possibly regret it in the rest of your life. He came from Gintama.]
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Then I'll give you a chance, de arimasu. But if you fail I won't hesitate to dock your pay or in worse cases, fire you, de arimasu.
Do you like mornings more or afternoons more, de arimasu?
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Thank you very much, Boss-san! I prefer afternoons, I guess.
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Afternoon shift it is then, de arimasu. Can you start on the 22nd, de arimasu? There's a grand opening for the cafe on that day and we need everyone we can get.
Ah, and what about closing? Do you mind helping with closing, de arimasu?
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Of course, I'll be there on the 22nd and I'll do my best, I promise. And I gladly help with closing, too. Do you pay an extra fee for it, Boss-san?
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It's completely optional so I don't, de arimasu. But I'm sure the manager will appreciate your help, de arimasu.
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[maybe they could play together with the merchandise. Like in an old parody of space operas.]
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[But he is going to fire Yamazaki if he brings their shop down. Fire him. Definitely.
And they can only play with the merchandise if they're building model kits. Anything Yamazaki wants to play with he has to buy first. (Worst boss ever)]
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[Yamazaki waves. He thinks he knows how cruel life can be, this shows that he knows nothing of life. Poor guy.]
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[You could always guilt-trip Keroro into keeping you, Yamazaki. Or flatter him. He's very susceptible to flattery.]