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starfruitfrog ([personal profile] starfruitfrog) wrote2011-12-17 01:02 am
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INBOX:

[BEEEEEEEEEEP.]

Ah, you've reached the inbox of Sergeant Keroro, de arimasu. Please leave a message after the tone~

[BEEP.]
anpan_tan: (Newsflash: I love tiny puppies)

[personal profile] anpan_tan 2012-05-29 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm always available at Casualty Communal, Boss-san! Please, give me a chance and you won't regret!

[You'll most possibly regret it in the rest of your life. He came from Gintama.]
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[personal profile] anpan_tan 2012-05-30 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[If Yamazaki knew that Okita worked in a family friendly cafe he'd giggle very badly.]

Thank you very much, Boss-san! I prefer afternoons, I guess.
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[personal profile] anpan_tan 2012-05-31 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[A begging Okita would be a nice sight. He has too much spare time for bullying everyone around him.]

Of course, I'll be there on the 22nd and I'll do my best, I promise. And I gladly help with closing, too. Do you pay an extra fee for it, Boss-san?

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[personal profile] anpan_tan 2012-06-04 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
No problem, Boss-san. It's good to have a good job at a nice workplace and with such an understanding Boss-san!

[maybe they could play together with the merchandise. Like in an old parody of space operas.]
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[personal profile] anpan_tan 2012-06-05 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there then, Boss-san! Thank you for your kindness, and take care!

[Yamazaki waves. He thinks he knows how cruel life can be, this shows that he knows nothing of life. Poor guy.]
nopunintendid: (∫ i wanna be the very best)

[ voice message ]

[personal profile] nopunintendid 2012-06-06 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, uh -- would you still happen to be looking for employees? I saw your post a few days ago and was interested in applying for a job.

I don't...really have any experience in the food business, aside from cooking at home, but I've got a pretty good memory and can work well under pressure. I'm also not half bad with numbers, so I can calculate prices in my head pretty quickly, you know?

So, uh, yeah. Thanks for listening.

[ Pause. He's about to turn off the feed when he realizes that he...never introduced himself. Whoops. ]

...Oh, and uh. Right. Almost forgot, but my name is Junpei.

[ Another short pause, and then click! ]
nopunintendid: (∫ do you think...we could use that pipe?)

[voice]

[personal profile] nopunintendid 2012-06-08 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, just Junpei's fine. And yeah, I think I'd do pretty well as a waiter.

[ I mean, how hard can it be? ]

Do you want me to, uh, come in and...interview or anything? [ Since he's...not sure how this works. ]
nopunintendid: (∫ hey could you turn down the sun)

[voice]

[personal profile] nopunintendid 2012-06-10 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, uh....yeah, I guess that's true...

[ SUCH CONFIDENCE IN HIS TALENTS... ]

I'm free most of the day most days, so whenever you can fit me in is good.
nopunintendid: (∫ following the yellow brick road!)

[voice]

[personal profile] nopunintendid 2012-06-13 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Afternoons are awesome. [ Means he can sleep in late. Yesss.] I can definitely come in then.

And I can work the closing shift, no problem.

[ That is a good point. Amazingly enough, he is not the least promising candidate. ]
nopunintendid: (∫ v would be a cool codename...!)

[voice]

[personal profile] nopunintendid 2012-06-14 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'll see you, then.

[ He's already applying for a job he has no experience in, no need to make things harder on himself. ]

And uh...thanks.

(( ooc; Handwaving works for me! And fff, I promise Junpei will eventually not let him down. o/ ))

[ Voice Message]

[personal profile] bowdown 2013-02-06 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Sergeant Keroro.

I understand you currently run The Hikan Cafe, and so I have a business proposal I would like to present you. I am a baker, a rather well known one in my world and few other worlds it seems; while I am rather new in this place and thus I have not installed my bakery yet, I am eager to continue my line of work and I believe it would go much smoother if I would be able to work with others who are in a way related to the food industry.

All of this to say, I wish to sell my cakes and baked goods at your shop, Sergent. I would, of course, send you a sample and wait for your opinion on the matter, and so we can negotiate prices and fees and begin a pleasant business interaction, if you are willing.

Please, let me know what you think of this idea.
Thank you.

[ Voice Message]

[personal profile] bowdown 2013-02-06 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect. I shall leave a sample at your shop, so you can judge it properly.
atleast80: (neutral || well you see...)

[ voice; ]

[personal profile] atleast80 2013-03-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the sub-par comedian who owns Metokkori R, right? I'd like to have something ordered from Japan.

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