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starfruitfrog ([personal profile] starfruitfrog) wrote2011-12-17 01:02 am
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INBOX:

[BEEEEEEEEEEP.]

Ah, you've reached the inbox of Sergeant Keroro, de arimasu. Please leave a message after the tone~

[BEEP.]
quibbling: (c:)

[personal profile] quibbling 2012-02-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Your message sounds very polite... the one on this, I mean.

[She doesn't exactly have the previous knowledge to know the proper terms, you see.]

It makes you seem very unassuming.
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[personal profile] quibbling 2012-02-02 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That makes sense. Actually, I wondered if you were still looking for employees.

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pawned: (professionally dead)

[Voice] Jan 28 after he gets punched by Sougo. Hope this is okey!

[personal profile] pawned 2012-02-25 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
This is Itou Kamotaro. I'd like to apply for employment in your store. I only have one arm, which means that it's terribly difficult for me to lift heavy objects, but keeping track of stock and managing the register should be easy enough. I'm very fastidious and industrious.

There's very little to do in the city apart from train and get into fights with people from my world, and besides, we both have a dislike for Okita Sougo. This will keep me occupied and out of the way, and I'm decently well-versed in Japanese items of both traditional and modern trends, given that I was there at the turn of history, both times. I speak excellent Japanese, including keigo, and my calligraphy is only bested by my former ability in the sword, of which I was a master until my timely death. If you like, I can make some signs and advertisement material for you regularly to make up for my inability to do hard labor.

My requested hours are between 9am to about 7pm, as I attend morning training. Food is optional -- I'm resigned to the fact that, since I can't cook anymore, I will starve most of the time. As for benefits, I will settle for discounts to your products from time to time and first choice on sale items. Given that my money will be coming from you in the first place, I believe this is a fair enough request.
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[personal profile] pawned 2012-02-26 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[A long pause.]

I'm not asking for your pity. [grumble]

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[personal profile] anpan_tan 2012-05-24 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Beeep? How do you mean this?

Uhh... Yamazaki Sagaru, former Shinsengumi police officer and spy is speaking. I'd like to know if you are still in need of employees. I'd be a good bouncer if you need one, but usually I cleaned the rooms of my higher-ups and they were more than satisfied with my work. Thank you very much for listening.

Beeep...
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[personal profile] anpan_tan 2012-05-25 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[In the world Yamazaki came from family-friendly cafes were full of ill-mannered children and their parents who were more ill-mannered than their children.]

I'm very good at it, Boss-san! I've often cleaned the tables at the headquarter of the Shinsengumi, I'm very experienced in it!

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nopunintendid: (∫ i wanna be the very best)

[ voice message ]

[personal profile] nopunintendid 2012-06-06 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, uh -- would you still happen to be looking for employees? I saw your post a few days ago and was interested in applying for a job.

I don't...really have any experience in the food business, aside from cooking at home, but I've got a pretty good memory and can work well under pressure. I'm also not half bad with numbers, so I can calculate prices in my head pretty quickly, you know?

So, uh, yeah. Thanks for listening.

[ Pause. He's about to turn off the feed when he realizes that he...never introduced himself. Whoops. ]

...Oh, and uh. Right. Almost forgot, but my name is Junpei.

[ Another short pause, and then click! ]
nopunintendid: (∫ do you think...we could use that pipe?)

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[personal profile] nopunintendid 2012-06-08 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, just Junpei's fine. And yeah, I think I'd do pretty well as a waiter.

[ I mean, how hard can it be? ]

Do you want me to, uh, come in and...interview or anything? [ Since he's...not sure how this works. ]

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[ Voice Message]

[personal profile] bowdown 2013-02-06 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Sergeant Keroro.

I understand you currently run The Hikan Cafe, and so I have a business proposal I would like to present you. I am a baker, a rather well known one in my world and few other worlds it seems; while I am rather new in this place and thus I have not installed my bakery yet, I am eager to continue my line of work and I believe it would go much smoother if I would be able to work with others who are in a way related to the food industry.

All of this to say, I wish to sell my cakes and baked goods at your shop, Sergent. I would, of course, send you a sample and wait for your opinion on the matter, and so we can negotiate prices and fees and begin a pleasant business interaction, if you are willing.

Please, let me know what you think of this idea.
Thank you.
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[ Voice Message]

[personal profile] bowdown 2013-02-06 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect. I shall leave a sample at your shop, so you can judge it properly.
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[personal profile] atleast80 2013-03-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the sub-par comedian who owns Metokkori R, right? I'd like to have something ordered from Japan.
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[personal profile] atleast80 2013-04-01 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I want to order a dozen middle school uniforms, sub-par comedian who didn't rank number one in the popularity polls.

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[Voice]

[personal profile] fujigglephysics 2013-08-11 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Um, hello? Are you hiring right now, and if so, what positions are open?
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[personal profile] fujigglephysics 2013-08-13 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, I don't have any experience in being a clerk or a manager, so I was looking more at the cafe. Are there any waitress positions left, by any chance?

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